Groucho Marxismo

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Quando eu e minha melhor amiga de infância eramos apenas adolescentes nós usavamos o termo groucho-marxistas como nossa definição ideológica. Não era nada sério, era só uma forma de dizer que não nutríamos grande euforia pelo marxismo de Karl, entretanto nos acabavamos com o marxismo de Groucho.

Pelos filmes, claro, que moldaram nossa infância (e isso diz tanto, oh) mas também pelos livros. Groucho e eu e Memórias e um amante desastrado. Eram caóticos e hilários. Pareciam ter sido escritos hoje mesmo por alguém que não nutria nenhum respeito por religiões ou ideologias. Um tipo de anarco-piadismo.

Mas VEJA VOCÊ, descobri que um sujeito leva isso a sério. Bob Black. Li uns pedaços e achei bem menos interessante que o próprio Groucho, como a maioria dos estudiosos, que conseguem tornar seu objeto de estudo objeto de enfado supreeemoo. Mas ele tem coisas engraçadinhas.

ARTE? um substituto cada vez mais inadequado pra o sexo
SEXO? um substituto cada vez mais inadequado pra a masturbação

Tá, mas fiquem com o que ele fala do Groucho-marxismo que copiei de algum lugar aí, saiu no Brasil pela Conrad quem quiser, mas eu sugiro mesmo que comprem Groucho e Eu, o novo CAPITAL.

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Groucho Marxism, the theory of comedic revolution, is much more than a blueprint for crass struggle: like a red light in a window, it illuminates humanity’s inevitable destiny, the *declasse* society.
G-Marxism is the theory of *permanent revelry.* (Down boy! There, that’s a good dogma.)

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The example of the Marx Brothers themselves shows the unity of Marxist theory and practice (for instance, when Groucho insults somebody while Harpo picks his pocket). Moreover, Marxism is dialectical (isn’t Chico the classic dialect comedian?). Comedians who fail to synthesize theory and practice (not to mention those who fail to sin at all) are un-Marxist. Subsequent comedians, failing to grasp that separation is “the discrete charm of the bourgeoisie,” have lapsed into mere pratfalls on the one hand, and mere prattle on the other.

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Because G-Marxism is practical, its achievements can never be reduced to mere humor, entertainment, or “art.” (The aesthetes, after all, are less interested in the appreciation of art than in art that appreciates.)
After a genuine Marxist sees a Marx Brothers movie, he tells himself: “If you thought that was funny, take a look at your life!”

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Contemporary G-Marxists must resolutely denounce the imitative, vulgar “Marxism” of the Three Stooges, Monty Python, and Bugs Bunny. Instead of vulgar Marxism, we must return to authentic *Marxist vulgarity.*
Rectumfication is likewise in order for those deluded comrades who think “the correct line” is what the cop makes them walk when he pulls them over.

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Class-conscious Marxists (that is, Marxists who are conscious that they have no class) must spurn the anemic, trendy, narcissistic “comedy” of comedic revisionists like Woody Allen and Jules Feiffer. Already the comedic revolution has superseded mere neurosis–it’s ludic but not ludicrous, discriminating but not discriminatory, militant but not military, and adventurous but not adventurist. Marxists realize that
today you have to look into a funhouse mirror to see the way you really are.

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Although not entirely lacking in glimmers of Marxist insight, socialist (sur)realism must be distinguished from G-Marxism. It is true that Salvador Dali once gave Harpo a harp made out of barbed wire; however, there is no evidence that Harpo ever played it.

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Above all, it is essential to renounce and revile all comedic sectarianism such as that of the equine Trots. As is well-known, Groucho repeatedly proposed sex but opposed sects. For Groucho, there was a difference between being a Trot and being hot to trot. Further, the Trot slogan “Wages for Horsework” smacks of reform, not revelry. Trot efforts to claim _A Day at the Races_ and _Horsefeathers_ for their
tendency must be indignantly rejected; in truth, _National Velvet_ is more their speed.

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The burning issue confronting G-Marxists today is *the party question,* which–naive, reductionist “Marxists” to the contrary–is more than just “Why wasn’t I invited?” That never stopped Groucho! Marxists need their own disciplined vanguard party, since they’re rarely welcome at anybody
else’s.

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Guided by the Marxist leader-dogmas of *misbehaviorism* and *hysterical materialism,* inevitable the masses will embrace, not only G-Marxism, but also each other.

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Groucho Marxism, then, is the *tour de farce* of comedy. As Harpo is reliably reported to have said:
”                    ”
In other words, comedy is riotous or it is nothing! So much to do, so many to do it to! On your Marx, get set–go!

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